Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Algernon(compos mentis)," an eccentric bicyclist who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning with what looked like a bouquet of flowers growing out of his rear end. His friends wasted no time commenting on the bold, new look. "You've got a growth sticking out of your ass," said one of them, dryly, "That's pretty brave of you!" Algernon just looked at him smugly, as if to say "You're full of fertilizer," and ran inside to grab his coffee. I tell you, some people think their shit doesn't stink ...!