Sunday, May 3, 2009

MUCH ADO ABOUT MUFFIN ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


All Hell broke loose this morning at 7th and Montana as an Anonymous Fussbudget threw a conniption fit over a Blueberry Muffin. "You've raised the prices," he shrieked, "I'm calling my lawyer!" Apparently, the old price -- $1.75 -- was still on the card in the pastry case. The new price, which automatically appears when the cashier rings up the order, is $1.85. Inside sources report that the Fussbudget held up traffic by explaining the merits of his potential lawsuit in great detail. Forget the muffin. This guy needs a muzzle ...!

5 comments:

garnett109 said...

He needs it for the fibre the increase of ten cents gave him the drizzling shits

Joann said...

If he can't afford an extra dime, he shouldn't be at Starbucks in the first place!!

Indigo said...

It amazes me how petty someone can be over a dime. Life is too short to waste over something so banal. (Hugs)Indigo

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Good thing he did not order chocolate chip, those commodity prices fluctuate alot.

Beth said...

Boy, somebody needs a VALIUM muffin!