IDES were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as Dapper Dan, known for his taste in plastic boutonnieres, made the scene sporting a new look. Gone were the beige suit and bright blue boutonniere and in their place was a navy blue ensemble and a purple boutonniere. The reaction from the crowd was predictably snIDE. "I'm telling you," said one witness, "That boutonniere is a weapon ... one of these days it's going to squirt seltzer water at us." "That day might be today," I replied, "Beware the IDES of March." Speaking of which, today was Neighbor Nicole's last day in Santa Monica. She decided a couple of weeks ago to pack everything up and move to Chicago. Why? Let's just say her enthusiasm for the Windy City was unbrIDE-aled ...!
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The pretty lady isn't going to Chicago to become a brIDE is she?
IDE like to see the boutonniere become fashionable. How very festive & Dapper indeed. --Cin
We'd best bIDE our time in dealing with this joker.
I am a lady who loves her well-dressed man and make sures his boutonniere is a fresh one.
When he isn't donning army attire :) Someone nice lady really should give Dapper Dan a flowere...
I would have to sIDE with Chicago on the whole place to be thing if love is involved.
Best of luck to the pretty lady!
Dapper Dan looks sharp!
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