LIGHTS, CAMERA, THIEVERY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

The Notorious Neighborhood Newspaper Thief, known for stealing copies of The New York Times and The Los Angeles Times when he thinks no one is looking, was caught red-handed today. Not only that, he was caught on film by Producer Robb, who was kind enough to create a video of the entire incident. Thanks to Robb, you, too, can be a witness as the Thief cases the joint (2 seconds into the video), tries to fake us out by reaching for a stack of "used" newspapers (6 seconds in) and then, at the last-minute, snatches a fresh copy of today's newspaper and runs out the door as fast as his spindly legs can carry him (40 seconds in). In between, there's plenty of excitement as an Innocent Bystander gets suspicious of Robb and his camera (15 seconds in) and a Stray Ass fills the screen (at the 31-second mark). Thanks for the video, Robb, and keep up the Good Work ...!