Thursday, November 25, 2010

BEASTIALITY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It sure is nice to get off for Thanksgiving ... and if you don't believe me, just ask the Anonymous Dog Lover who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning. No sooner did she arrive, then she made a beeline for the lonely Pit Bull pictured above. "What a doll!," she said, "Do you mind if I pet him?" The dog belongs to Mr. Transistor, the Local Loon who usually tunes everything out except his transistor radio. "Be my guest," he replied. The Dog Lover, however, did my than just "pet" the Poor Beast. She lovingly stroked its genitals, again and again. The crowd was aghast. "Get a load of that ... look what she's doing!," cried Genevieve. "Oh, don't mind her," I said, "It looks like she's having a ball ...!"

6 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Dog looks like he does not mind. Happy Thanksgiving to you Marty.

Sonya said...

ha ha. Happy Thanksgiving!!

Webster said...

Gee, I wonder what she does for a living. The god looks happy, though.

Joann said...

WOW!!! Some people will do ANYTHING to get a spot on your blog!! LOL!! Hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving!!

emikk said...

she does it because she can!

Anonymous said...

The dogs are going to be lining up NOW, once they spread the word,of this Ball pleaser.
Just when you think you have heard it all from your Starbuck's corner.