RUSSIAN TO STARBUCKS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

The Russians are Coming, the Russians are Coming! That was the cry this morning at 7th and Montana as a dead ringer for Russian KGB Cartoon Agent, Natasha Badenov, made the scene at Our Favorite Starbucks. Indeed, her outfit -- a black fur hat and a black jacket with leopard trim -- made her look like a refugee from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show. "Maybe she's here to make sure we pass the nuclear disarmament treaty," I said. Then, again, maybe she planted a few Apple Fritter Bombs on the pastry shelf ...!