FLY ME TO THE MOON ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Space Cadet -- a high flying oddball who recently brought his very own Flight Simulator to the Starbucks at Powell and Sutter in San Francisco. According to Kathy, who forwarded the attached photo to me, the Space Cadet spent hours flying planes on his computer screen -- soaring and steering with headphones on -- while onlookers gaped in astonishment. Some say he was going for his pilot's license, but I think he's just plain cracked. Speaking of cracks, an Anonymous Newcomer treated the crowd at 7th and Montana this morning to a delightful view of her butt crack. Who knows, maybe she's trying to convince the Powers that Be to add Half Moons to the pastry menu ...!