Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana yesterday as an Anonymous Local made the scene driving what can only be described as a Modern Day Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. It was bright yellow with a red flame motif and no doors. The driver, a woman in her thirties, was accompanied by two Hounds from Hell who sat right behind her in a wooden crate. She even looked a bit like Sally Ann Howes, the actress who played Truly Scrumptious in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, with a kerchief tied around her head. All I can say is, if she's not careful, her driver's license will end up like Howes' film career: on Permanent Ice. While other drivers might have been paying attention to the road, she was busy chug-a-lugging cappuccino with one hand and feeding her dogs bottled water with the other ...!