Tuesday, December 21, 2010

A CASE OF TYPECASTING ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was Lights, Camera, Action at 7th and Montana on Sunday as a real Hollywood Insider made the scene with the kind of career challenge you don't find every day. "I'm an actress," she announced, "But I've been typecast as a ghoul." "You don't say," I replied. She had bright red hair and was wearing a black coat, festooned with tiny, stuffed people. "Oh, yes," she continued, "I've played corpses, zombies, witches, ladies of the evening ... you name it, I've played it. I was even on the cover of Fangoria Magazine!" I couldn't have been more surprised had she said she played Maria von Trapp in the Sound of Music. "Really," I said, "Fangoria?!? That's amazing!" I tried to learn more about her stint as a zombie, but she changed the subject on me. "Let me introduce you to my friends," she said with a laugh. And then, one by one, she pointed out the various stuffed people that were dangling from her jacket and purse. Oh, well ... I guess every actress needs an entourage!

6 comments:

Joann said...

I can see why she plays corpses, zombies, witches.... but a lady of the evening?!?!? She must have a good make-up artist! LOL!!

Joann said...

Oh man, that was MEAN, wasn't it!!? Oh well.

FrankandMary said...

The person sitting next to me just asked if that is Woody Allen's ex...uhm, no. Mia is still looking pretty good actually.~Mary

Paula said...

LOL @ Joann's comment since I don't have one of my own.

emikk said...

Should we be scared?

garnett109 said...

it must be getting hard to find good actresses in Ca.
I wonder where they dug here up from?