Saturday, December 18, 2010

VIAGRA FALLS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was out with the Viagra, in with the iPhone at 7th and Montana this morning as word spread that Kathy has launched a new iPhone application designed, among other things, to boost the libido. Ever the entrepreneur, Kathy in recent years has put her considerable knowledge of quantum-based technology to good use by developing a computer program called Trinfinity 8, a tool which "awakens positive vibrational change" in people by exposing them to a series of fractal images and specially coded algorithmic data which -- when transmitted to your body through the USB port of your PC or Mac via a pair of quartz crystal rods -- can do anything from reducing stress to rejuvenating your skin and hair. Kathy's new iPhone Application works a bit differently: It offers "energy on the go" by streaming the data through the faceplate of your iPhone and the earbuds of your headphones. Just switch on the iPhone, launch the Trinfinity 8 application and -- voila -- you can Balance your Energy, Feel Good or Boost your Libido. Who would have thought that by just looking at your iPhone you could "increase desire, arousal, stamina, energy and erotic activation"? I say, "Bravo for Kathy!" Let's erect a statue in her honor ...!

10 comments:

Paula said...

I would be up for the feel good and the energy. Not sure about the rest.

Rose said...

Hmmmmmmmmmm, interesting! Not sure if I would want to sign up for yet another App. LOL

emikk said...

My way is tried and true: I sew a crystal into the crotch of all my pants and undershorts and...I gotta tell you (and this is no lie, believe me)my libido is at an all time high!...now I need to find someone to share it with!!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

I salute this entry.

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