It was the best of times, it was the worst of times at 7th and Montana this morning as two customers within minutes of each other had very different experiences at Our Favorite Starbucks. Let's start with the best. An attractive blond woman was so thrilled with her beverage that it sounded like she was having an orgasm. "Oooooooh, Tyler," she cooed to Barista Tyler, "You did it again .... this is perrrrfect." She continued moaning for a while until I couldn't resist asking her what she ordered. "It's the combination of whipped cream, caramel and salt that makes it," she said, "You haven't lived until you've tried salted caramel." To each their own, I guess. Speaking of which, another customer came along moments later with something he had ordered from the pastry case. I'm not sure what looked more petrified: the customer or his pastry. Maybe that's why he resorted to eating the paper bag it came in, instead ...!