Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Elfish Presley, the Anonymous Newcomer whose fashion sense was All Shook Up this morning at 7th and Montana. He made the scene wearing a green felt fedora balanced precariously atop a helmet of perpendicular red hair. He looked like a refugee from Santa's Workshop. "Leprechaun Alert!," cried Howard, warning me to get my Spycam in position. As for Elfish, he walked right on by, rushing up 7th Street as if trying to escape the fashion police. And good thing, too. I, for one, wouldn't want to hear him sing Jailhouse Rock.