Monday, December 6, 2010

MILTON BURLESQUE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA?


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Bo," an Unfortunate Fashion Victim who made the scene at 7th and Montana yesterday wearing a bright blue boa and a fedora. "Who would wear something like that ... what's taken hold of him?," asked one witness. "I don't know," I said, "Maybe he's channeling Gypsy Rose Lee." I left before he could break out into a chorus of 'Let Me Entertain You" ...!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It is a wonder that you even notice him. Your Starbucks is so loony! One of your Hollywood folks should think about a sitcom about you and this blog. Is that Daniel Radcliffe available to play you? -Cin

Anonymous said...

Where are the Fashion Police when you need them?

FrankandMary said...

Better than the white stretch pants I'm still seeing at my Starbucks. I don't mind them in the winter...it is just that really they should be reserved for certain body types. ~Mary