Tuesday, January 5, 2010

IT'S NEVER SURPRISNG, BUT IT ALWAYS HURTS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was easy come, easy go at 7th and Montana this morning as word spread that Hypoxi, the mysterious body sculpting clinic that opened its doors five months ago across from Our Favorite Starbucks, seems to have vanished as quickly as it appeared. Could it be that someone left the Vacunaut, a contraption designed to suction away fat from the abdominal and hip region, on too long and inadvertently sucked all the life out of the now empty office space? Or perhaps the enterprise grew too big for its britches? Whatever the reason, the Hypoxi sign has disappeared, only to be replaced by an enigmatic new message in black spraypaint behind the building: "It's never surprising, but it always hurts ..."

4 comments:

Ken Riches said...

Perhaps they were making fuel out of the fat and used that to get out of Dodge :o)

Paula said...

LOL @ Ken's comment.

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