
Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Peter Gun," the Rat Pack Wannabe who made the scene at 7th and Montana yesterday packing a pistol. Actually, it was a white plastic gun and it looked a lot like a toy phaser from the Starship Enterprise. "Sheesh," I muttered, I hope he has that thing set on stun." I followed him inside to get the scoop. "What's with the toy gun?," I asked, "Are you expecting an invasion from the Romulan Empire?" "Actually, it's not a gun," he explained, "It's the remote control to my Electric Skateboard." "Ahhh," I said, "That explains it." And with that, he whipped out the gun, pointed it straight ahead and zipped down 7th Street like a bat out of Hell. Beam me up, Scotty ...!

4 comments:
Actually that's kind of a cool concept. (Hugs)Indigo
The ultimate in lazydom, electric skateboard.
Hope you didn't stand in front of him.
That whole rat pack thing is so 1950's.....and that's a long time ago buddy!...talk about retro, give me a break man.
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