Sunday, February 7, 2010

HAIR WE GO, AGAIN ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

It was hair today, gone tomorrow at 7th and Montana this morning as the man known locally as Tommy Toupee for his obvious attachment to a synthetic hair piece made the scene wearing his signature weave, a revealing, auburn number that only he could pull off. "He's not just ready for the Red Carpet, he's wearing it!," I said. "I think there's a line showing," said Mel. Rumor has it he's a hair's breadth away from winning an Oscar for Best Costume Design. An Oscar Madison, that is ...!

3 comments:

Ken Riches said...

Perhaps he also needs to see a dermatologist :o)

Paula said...

If he was down here I would say he had fallen face first into a cow patty.

garnett109 said...

i had thought trump had his hair dyed for this shoot