A VALENTINES MESSAGE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA

Love was in the air this morning at 7th and Montana as an Anonymous Lovebird hired a skywriter to deliver a high-fallutin' Valentines Day message: "J Loves J." The word "loves" was depicted by a heart and the message was punctuated with a smiley face. Who exactly are J and J? No one at Our Favorite Starbucks would fess up. But one thing's for sure. It's not the couple who live upstairs from Genevieve. Neither has been heard from since yesterday's creepy incident.

UPDATE: Thanks to my friend and reader, Bari -- otherwise known as The Girl with Too Much Time on Her Hands -- we now know that the mysterious Valentines Message floating over Our Favorite Starbucks today was from Jim Carrey to Jenny McCarthy. Now that's what I call taking your relationship to new heights...!