Sunday, November 2, 2008

EXCESS BAGGAGE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Tension was mounting at 7th and Montana this morning as a Mysterious, Unattended Suitcase appeared in our midst. "If this was an airport, they'd be sending in a Bomb Squad right about now," said Joyce, while the rest of us eyed the suitcase -- a large "wheelie" with multiple compartments -- with growing suspicion. Moments later, the owner emerged and it turned out to be someone with Plenty of Baggage to spare: the Local Eccentric otherwise known as a Boy named Sue. Last seen a month ago wearing a skin-tight miniskirt with strap-on breasts, "Sue" was a bit more subdued today. He elected to dress like a man. Speaking of elections, with just two days to go until November 4th, I prevailed on Our Favorite City Councilman, Bobby Shriver, for some more advice regarding Santa Monica politics. While I'm pretty clear on most of the statewide and local initiatives, I needed some advice regarding who -- besides Bobby -- should be on the City Council. He recommends Ted Winterer. Now my only question -- one which no one seems able to answer -- is: "Who is most qualified to be a Judge on the L.A. County Superior Court?" I'm tempted to vote for Rocky Crabb. With a name like that, you just know he's clawed his way to the top ...!

7 comments:

Beth said...

Rocky Crabb...what a great name! When reporters follow him, does he scuttle away sideways?! ;)

Beth

Joann said...

I always crack up when I see the signs... ROCKY CRABB!! Poor guy!! Why would his mom DO that to him!??

Myra said...

Rocky must have had a tormenting childhood!

Saltydawg said...

Rocky Crabb? I am sooooo tempted, but won't ;-) Gaz

garnett109 said...

no comment

Mark and Elayne said...

Hmmmmm given my maiden name, I have nothing to say.....
Hugs, Laini

ecccch said...

I don't want to get involved in your local politics, I have enough local politics where I live!...just trying to keep Santa Cruz weird, you, fortunately, have a base of weirdness in Santa Monica....especially at 7th and Montana!