Friday, November 21, 2008

MAKE WAY FOR THE GURU ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "The Guru," a Mysterious Newcomer who arrived on the scene at 7th and Montana this morning, eager to answer Life's Most Perplexing Questions. "It's all quite clear," he said loudly to Anyone Who Would Listen, "The answers you seek, the riddles of life, anything you need ... it all can be found in the annals of "Xena: Warrior Princess" and the lyrics of The Bee Gees." Surprisingly enough, once you get over his striking resemblance to the Ayatollah Khomeini, his arguments make a strange sort of sense. Then, again, maybe he's just Jive Talkin' ... !

6 comments:

Beth said...

Not the Bee Gee's?! Noooooooo!

garnett109 said...

Looks like a sleeping cell for the Taliban for a suicide mission!

emikk said...

Jive talkin' from a jive turkey!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Hey Marty, following you now based on wife Nutwood recommendation :o)

Indigo said...

The Bee Gees? I imagine that is when his mind started to go...(Hugs)Indigo

Saltydawg said...

I must get new specs, but it IS early for me on a Saturday morning. I read that line as 'can all be found in the anus of "Xena: Warrior Princess". What a load of crap huh?
Gaz ;-)