Quick, send out an Amber Alert -- or on second thought make it a Paper Mache Alert! A pair of Anonymous Evildoers raised eyebrows at 7th and Montana on Sunday when they "abducted" a Pasty Young Boy from Our Favorite Starbucks in broad daylight and threw him in the back of a pick-up truck. "The whole thing was bizarre," said one eyewitness, "The Poor Boy seemed so terrified he just froze in place ... his face went completely white." The child, a seven-year-old Caucasian with slicked back white hair, was last seen wearing a Blue Speedo Body Suit and a pair of Water Wings. Seriously, folks, it appears that the surf shop next to Our Favorite Starbucks is finally getting rid of its Creepy Mannequins. With any luck, maybe the whole shop will move. Not that I have anything against the store but, like many, I just wish it would just go away to make more room for Our Favorite Starbucks!