Saturday, November 22, 2008

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


In case you're wondering "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?," I'm pleased to report that she's alive and well ... and hanging out at the dumpster behind Our Favorite Starbucks. An Anonymous Crone closely resembling the Legendary Film Character made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning and wasted no time making her intentions known. She lit up a cigarette and boldly puffed her smoke into the crowd. "Excuse me," said Cathy, politely but firmly, "There's no smoking here." The Crone stopped in her tracks and glared at us. "I can smoke out back if I want, away from all you beautiful people," she rasped, in a voice that revealed just how much time she probably spends behind Starbucks. And with that, she grabbed a chair and dragged it into the Parking Lot from Hell. She was last seen behind Starbucks, muttering incantations and blowing smoke into oncoming traffic ...

7 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Careful, she may put a hex on you :o)

Beth said...

Quite the defiant one, isn't she? Whoops, wrong movie!

I love "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" It's one of my favorite old movies!

garnett109 said...

Maybe she was in the mood for dumpster diving?

Lippy said...

Well, I finally tracked ya down, Marty. Glad to see you haven't lost your step one bit.

Gotta love classics like that. I just hope you don't run into Godzilla any time soon.

Mark and Elayne said...

Looks like she Salem, Ma for warmer weather.
Laini

Indigo said...

Now am I ever glad I quit smoking, this is like a glimpse into the future *winks* (Hugs)Indigo

Saltydawg said...

I reckon shes got baby Jane behind that dumpster!
Gaz