Monday, January 19, 2009

FLOSSED IN SPACE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "The Scarecrow," the Gangly, Gaunt Gentleman who made waves this morning at 7th and Montana by ordering what looked like a Turkey Club Sandwich for breakfast. "Can you hold the mayo?," he asked Barista Nada, no doubt mistaking her for a Short Order Cook, "Mayo is so fattening." Whether it was the fact that he ordered lunch at 8:00 a.m., or his hint about watching his weight, that got under Nada's skin, we'll never know. What we do know is that Nada burst into peals of laughter. "Get a load of this," she said, as the Scarecrow began gobbling down his sandwich at the Cappuccino Bar. "He doesn't want the mayo ... he's watching his weight!" Turning to face the Scarecrow directly, she continued, "You're already so skinny, I could floss my teeth with your legs!" I, for one, would hate to see what she'd use for Fluoride ...!

8 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Ha, Ha, Gobbling down his turkey sandwhich :o)

garnett109 said...

dude has diabetes

garnett109 said...

or just enough for the drink?

Beth said...

"Flossed in space," hahaha!

emikk said...

Blame it on the Flossanova?

Joann said...

Oooh, Nada's a TOUGH cookie!! LOL!!

Saltydawg said...

I'd prefer a turkey sandwich than bacon, pancakes and maple syrup, cos that sounds like a desert!
Gaz ;-)
PS, Check put those skinny legs jeans, he looks like Victoria Beckham

Mark and Elayne said...

I'm with the scrawcrow: I don't do mayo either.