Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as Dr. Mark, an Orthopedic Surgeon, put his foot in his mouth and left it there to simmer for several minutes. The fun began shortly after he made the scene wearing a Lycra Bicycle Suit promoting the Century Road Club Association. You see, Dr. Mark and his buddies are Avid Bicyclists but their destination of choice today was Somewhat Controversial. "We're going to our Starbucks," he said proudly, referring to the location at 26th and Wilshire. "And what exactly is wrong with 7th and Montana?," I asked. "It's too pretentious," he said, "Did you know there's actually someone around here who keeps a blog about everything that happens at this Starbucks?" I paused momentarily before saying, "Can I quote you on that?" Not to worry, Dr. Mark, I'm not easily offended. How about an Apple Fritter for the road ...?!?