Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as Dr. Mark, an Orthopedic Surgeon, put his foot in his mouth and left it there to simmer for several minutes. The fun began shortly after he made the scene wearing a Lycra Bicycle Suit promoting the Century Road Club Association. You see, Dr. Mark and his buddies are Avid Bicyclists but their destination of choice today was Somewhat Controversial. "We're going to our Starbucks," he said proudly, referring to the location at 26th and Wilshire. "And what exactly is wrong with 7th and Montana?," I asked. "It's too pretentious," he said, "Did you know there's actually someone around here who keeps a blog about everything that happens at this Starbucks?" I paused momentarily before saying, "Can I quote you on that?" Not to worry, Dr. Mark, I'm not easily offended. How about an Apple Fritter for the road ...?!?
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LMAO. Hey your famous.
At least he has been published now :o)
There's that investigative reporter streak in you again!
I hope someone is around to give Dr. Mark the Heimlich if he chokes on his fritter. ;)
Hugs, Beth
Come to gooseisland my friend i'll show characters
Pretentious??!! The good doctor and his ilk can go show their lycra clad bods at another SB!!
Prententious would be someone showing up at one Starbucks to brag about going to another. (Hugs)Indigo
I agree with what Indigo said, and by the time he gets to his preferred SB destination, no one will want to sit near him. Whew!
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