A DAY CARE DOOZY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Things went from "Daddy Day Care" to "Daddy Don't Care" at 7th and Montana yesterday as an Anonymous Nincompoop treated the crowd to some avant garde parenting advice. First, he got Baby Bryce's attention by laughing like a hyena on helium. "Hee hee hee ... The babies, they all just love me!," he tittered. Before anyone could respond, he went on. "The secret to keeping the babies happy is to hang them upside down," he said, "I like to put them up in a tree." He was serious. "Don't worry," he said, "I always strap them in with a harness ... it's good for their circulation!" No one said anything. "Of course, it's always better when I join them. God didn't invent Inversion Boots for nothing!" He laughed a bit more for Baby Bryce's amusement, but no one joined in. Something tells me if he was hoping for a job babysitting Bryce, he was barking up the wrong tree ...!