Ladies and Gentlemen, meet “Willie,” an Anonymous Newcomer who made the scene this afternoon at a local health club. While he tried like the dickens to remain circumspect, his mere presence at the swimming pool caused a commotion. You see, Poor Willie has a problem. His head, when viewed from behind, bears a striking resemblance to a Giant Penis. “Sheesh,” I said to my friend who sent me this photo, “Talk about being dealt a bad genetic hand … can it get any worse?” Willie’s identity remains a mystery (my friend didn't know or wouldn't say) but if you ask me, it’s ex-Congressman Anthony Weiner in disguise …!