It was Many Happy Returns at 7th and Montana this morning as Malissa made the scene after a brief "disappearance." You see, the last time I saw her -- about a week ago -- she was in her Nancy Drew mode. An Anonymous Evildoer had stolen her backpack, which contained her wallet, and the police had told her that the only way they would get involved was if she was able to produce some leads for them. So, Malissa, eager to see justice served, went off searching for clues. When days went by and she didn't turn up, I began to fear the worst. Don't forget, this is the neighborhood where Whitey Bulger went undetected for years. Who knows what could have happened to Malissa. Anyhow, she resurfaced today, happy, healthy and refreshed. It turns out she was on vacation in Michigan ...!