Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Rin Tin Tinsel," an Attractive Young Fashion Victim who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning with a dog of a hairdo: Strands of tinsel were woven into her hair. "It's the latest style," said Joyce. "I guess she could always string a few lights on her head during the holidays to save money on a Christmas Tree," said Bob. "And while she's at it, she could always shove a Yule Log up her ass to make the season bright," I added. Richard, however, came to her defense. "She has a big job in Hollywood," he said. That's what I like about L.A., you never know when you'll rub shoulders with the Tinseltown elite ...!