Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Cuckoo Chanel, a fashion plate who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning dressed for a night on the town with Aristotle Onassis. Unfortunately, Onassis died in 1975. She wore a long, black skirt, a black and white flowered jacket and an oversized pillbox hat. My guess is that she was an Asian tourist, just trying to look her best at Our Favorite Starbucks. Some say she was going for the Jackie O look ... but it came off more like Jackie Oh No!