It was Queasy Rider strikes again at 7th and Montana this morning as a Wobbly Motorcyclist and his girlfriend hit the road in more ways than one. At first, they looked super-cool as they zipped-up 7th Street on their fancy bike, but then all hell broke loose. The bike started getting a little tipsy and the girlfriend abandoned ship faster they you can say "Hit the Road, Jack!" She leaped off the bike -- making it even more unstable -- and the whole thing came tumbling down including her boyfriend. He was fine ... all except for his ego which seemed a bit bruised. The pair looked around to make sure no one was watching, then quietly slipped in the back door to Our Favorite Starbucks. To the riders, in case you're reading this: Not to worry ... Your secret is safe with me. To everyone else: Pictures of the happy couple without their helmets are available on request ...!