'TICKET TO RIDE" ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Conspiracy Theorist made the scene in a customized “Lennon Murder Mobile." The Theorist (presumably pictured above, behind the wheel) is promoting the idea that John Lennon was actually murdered by three powerful suspects: Richard Nixon, Ronald Reagan and -- hang on to your hat -- Horror Novelist Stephen King. The man convicted of the crime, David Chapman, is simply a decoy whose very existence proves just how far some people will go to brainwash the American public. I gleaned all of this and more just by reading the side of the van, which is emblazoned with a bloody logo promoting the website LennonMurderTruth.com. If you're like me, you're wondering right about now how all of this came to light, not to mention how it ended up on the side of a van. The truth, according to the website, has been buried for years in Secret Government Crypto Codes. Either that, or a certain Theorist had a Hard Day's Night ...!